our gal caitz'z burdaay!!!!1!

HAI GAIZ

Oh em geez i am sozz diz iz cumin so l8!!! lyke aye dee kay 10 days late bc 20th oktobur was 10 dayz ago rite????

but yar! 20th oktobur was mai burday and mai galz celebrated it 4 mi i waz so happi???? xD xD

so lyke i waz editing the dramafestëéèêēė script in da cantin because dey told me to go dere and i was lyke rly guys rly??? i min oviously your gonna b doing sumting in da cafay rite? haha but lolz i was lyke ok fyne i wil go dere and w8 4 u'all

den i walked bak to da cafay and OH EM GEEZ

I MIN LYKE

O M G

DEY TOTEZ HAD A BIG PARTI!!!!

i wasn't xpekting n-e of it yknow and lyke boom dere waz so much confettee!!!! n it was me and justin smith???? HAHAHA LOLZ DEY SAY I LOOK LYKE HIM. LOL WUT GAIZ LOLOLOLOL

n on mai burday it self i was lyke x'D CREYIN bc mai face was everywhere????????? mai luvly face lolololololol xoxoxo ilub u gaiz i tink i am ver butiful daz why you printed my face so many times righ lol?

nvr say nvr
OH EM GEEZ I JUS SAID IT
NVR
NVR
LOLOLOLOL
£BADASS
YOLOSWAG XOXO PIZ OUT~~

FRIDUMB

HAI GUYS

IM BACK FRM A SPA TRIP WIF MA BFFS SRY IVE BIN GONE 4 SO LONG XD

IVE GOT GUD NEWS 4 U GAIS, AND MY EXAMS R OVAAAAA

and ohemgee i've finally got ma freedumb and it is as sweet as u guys xxoxoxoxoxooxo

bUt WaIT 

u gais r gng 2 fast u 4got abt my super ex meal wif ma frens trolololol 

we went 2 some coffee shop named secret receipt like 

1st of all honey that don't even make CENTS (dey don't even make dollArS m i farny or m i farny ya i tink i m farnY). who names a coffee shop sicrit receipt? 

u give receipts to every1 wai wld ur receipts b a SECRET ?????????? 

just like victoria's secret who is victoria lyk omG XD 

the food was ok heres 1 dish we got xoxo 

#nofilter #asian #sweg #asiansweg #leaf #chilli #chill #secret #dumb #rolls #forwardroll #backroll #sideroll #eggroll #popular #instagram #friends #plate #bowl #spoon #mug #cup #starbucks #caramelfrap #cottoncandy #x #o #xo 

but rly we weren't fool so we went 2 GeT suM atas fud @ seven 11 !!!!111!!!!
d food was so ex i can't even :'( "( i was left BrokEn lyk mi brokeN hrt </4

nyawy heres a foto of the food obv

 #nofilter #asian #sweg #asiansweg #leaf #chilli #chill #secret #dumb #rolls #forwardroll #backroll #sideroll #eggroll #popular #instagram #friends #plate #bowl #spoon #mug #cup #starbucks #caramelfrap #cottoncandy #x #o #xo 

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After meth paper d next daY, wee were c00l kids n wents 2 dat large piece of free grass in marine area but idg why deyd caLL it marine barrage bc dere r n0 ANIMsLs>>>?>>>?>??//??
ohemgee der secrits r ExposeD !1!!!!!

wut is wif very1 & their names ??//??

we had lots of FUn and we eated at a spaghetti shop wif naise fud unlike secret receipt XOXOXO heres the beeYOUteafool us

such gr9 food we were so full we nid 22 lost sum wait

den we went 2 the grass 2 roll arnd and play

brot ma DSLr obv

#nature 

my intellicents its sipping thru d foto SRY GAL PALS 

we totES l00k lyk flappingmangos!!!!1!!! 

this is us (isn't dat the 1d movie or was that JUSTin bieber?????/??/ 

kids now a days tsk TKS kSTK) 

birds xxpxpxppxpx 

do u gals c the upsid down boat??? poor thing!!111!!! 

not ma prince charmin but close enuf XOOXoxxo luv ya hun 

#winning #professionalboatlifter 

edit jus 4 u gais xoxoxooxo 

#movies #90skid #lykdisifura90skid

I hd so much fun but ohemgee iTS time 4 my BYUTI slp Xxooxoxox 

frens

<3333####333 

oh em GEE METH x(x(

hey GUIZ....... 

so 2day I had ma meth paperz 

imma fail dat meth paper oh ma gawd x( 

but who carez abt dem meth who needs meth when u can do meth?????? m I rite or m I rite?????????? lololololoolololooll XD XDXDXDXFXFXDXFX!!!1!!!1!1!1!! 

anywayz, we had dem history abt REVOLUTIONZ N Russia n Rasputin is so so so so so so hawt <3<3<3 2 bad he dieded. did u no dat his penis (ohemgee I actually said this word lawl I m a bad gurl XD) is bein kept in a jar in some liquid in A MUSEUM but wat is a museum can I buy it ??? i tink we shld totes go 2 c it ya????? 

tmr ma homies hav d lit n physics paperz but I m rly cool n I dun hav dem paperz 8) so imma have fun doin chemisTRY im a genius xoxoxoxo I was born dis way 

where is ma hawt boyfriend ? he's somewher out der waiting 4 me x( 

I'm cumin 4 ya !!!! 

hearts lahve 2 all 

tks 4 readin ma blog 

i totez scrood math but

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L
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lolooloasdadslsjadsajkljkld idk there was sum questions lul geddit SUM QUESTIONS?!?!?

SUM

HA

HA

dat means x-y right lol?

u noe for like half of the questions i was just lyke LOL SORRY IDGEDDIT HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHahahaHAHAHHaha324798

extra large lulz

HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA LUL WE WERE AT MACZZZZXZXZXZZ 

n we got high on da inhailerz LoL

but right i din eat mch for macs because lyke i just ate a salad mc grill bc TOO MUCH LEEpeEdsz EW.

lol gudlock for lit tmrzzzz! :D:D:D may the force be eva in ur faver!!!!!! XDXD lulz imma such a geek imma ace lit luzzzzzzz

muackxxxoxoxoxoxoxoxxzzzzzzzzzzz

luv

luv

caitzers and preez galz

Lolol wUt MatH???

HEY GAIZ!

lol OMG WUT gaiz I mean GALZ??!

Howz it gg! Errbuddy is lyke studying rn, and I'm just so confused wai r u doing dat?? 

U dun nid math 2 do anything??

Lyke I just need to noe my 1+1 = window n I can b my dream famous blogger with a blogshop!!! I dun need to know logs and treegrownometree idek WUT DAT IZ

so ya! Diz r my new favs because it is October so dat mins SWEATER WHETHER!1!111!!!

Sadly tho I dropped my DSLR (rmb I posted many pix last time??) in my starbux venti cappucheenoe so lyke ya it duznt werk now.

But itz ok it dun hav to werk and I also dun hav to werk for math bc I can TWERK?!?!??

so ya.

I'll juz tell u all about my new buys! :DD

- I got diz sweater? And itz like covered in cats and furry things I feel likee im a cat when I am wering it!!!!

- therez diz sented candle and it smellz lyke heven OMG! And it iz lyke neon pink and purplexx MY FAVES COLORZZZXZCCX

- I got a pumkin HAHAHAH?????

- jkjk lol OMG WUT AM I EVEN SAYING?

- also my mom let me dip dye MY HIAIR AND I AM SO HAPPI NoW OmG I CanNOt bLieve it????

- xD I will send u gaiz more picz soon stay tuned! :D

EEE WAI AYES

omgomgomg guys.
i cannot even.
i.
cannot.
even.
lyke omg?? da year has been lyke so fast?? and i'm lyke... going to finish my paperzzz??
and it's lyke so weirdddd bc i dun geddit lyke wut is a glycolipids? and wut iz a respiration? wut iz dat? 
i juz  wanna go to starbux with ma cotton candy frappe and mai caramel sauce and lyk i'm just s0 strezzed omg!

and idk wut to do lyk tmr i got mai chinese? but lyk i wanna be angmor and lyk if i'm so asian and mai asian eyez no hot angmor gonna lik me and i'm vehveh sad!!!

wut is chinese?? chiniz?
chingchonglinglongtingtong?
wuzdat?????

i dun geddit frenz, halp mi pl0x.

xoxoxoxoxoxoxo see yall tmr for another gr9 day of learning lolz galz 
i can't w8 4 diz to end? lyk yknow 


luv luv galz!!!!!!
xoxoxxxoxoxxxxxxxxxxx

on da surface, i'm dat happi gurl 

but dip down, i haz a lot of struggers

gurlz juz wanna have funz

DISCLAIMER
this blog is uh fake HAHAHA purely for entertainment purposes so enjoy yourself!! 
:D